January 2010
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“Oh, I know Mr. Jordan like the back of my stepfather Ron’s hand. I know all his...”
– Kenneth
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The hell you will. He's got a two day head start...
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The man got lost in his own museum.
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“It’s not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing...”
– Jon Stewart
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Jay Reatard Confirmed Dead at 29 →
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sucks
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He'll thank me later...
I am throwing a football party at my friends place on Saturday - he reads my tumblr, but he really doesn’t know what he is in for. The following couple of posts will be an overview of the amazingness that I plan on bringing to said fete.
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AJ Daulerio (Deadspin) on Avatar...
I actually fell asleep. And the glasses annoyed me. I was like a toddler forced to wear headgear with those things on. That said, I totally would have banged the shit out of the blue frog chick.
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I have accomplished so much today
wrongbywrong:
None of it related to work. Unless you count all the chocolate I’ve eaten; my boss gave it to me.
Jessica Morris, ahem…
The Lovely Jessica Morris, is now on Tumblr. Please follow her.
LOVE AND HATE. AND WHISKEY.
whiskeymonologues:
I always plan to drink my whiskey neat. Maybe an ice cube. Maybe a splash of water. I like to sit back and wax philosophically about how whiskey started, and it’s impact on our culture. Then my friends show up and we start taking shots of Maker’s Mark and Knob Creek; before you know it, I’ve punched a fat chick in the gut and I’m being ushered to a car to do a bump of...
Class
me: i tried to get a hold of you telepathically
Kelly: you’ll forgive me - i was at mcdonalds, stealing katsup cups so i can make jell-o shots to smuggle into mamma mia! on broadway friday for Sarah’s birthday.
And she speaks french, boys!
Jessica: oh yes -
I love to drink while I pee and sing lion king songs
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This Is What I Keep Trying to Tell People About...
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andrewromano:
… but to my eternal chagrin, I’m not John McPhee. From “Nowheres,” the final essay in McPhee’s fantastic new book, Silk Parachutes, out in March:
I opened a letter from a staff writer at a national travel magazine compiled and edited in Tennessee.
He said, “I would appreciate it very much if you could answer some questions I have about New Jersey… I would like to...
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“Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops:...”
– James Carville (via apsies) I like this. (via peterwknox) (via cookiepuss)
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GPOYW
I’m not posting one today, even though my hair is poofy from a knit hat. I have been wearing the same sweater for the last 3 Wednesdays in a row. I’m like a machine.
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